by John Klawitter
True stories from John Klawitter, Hollywood writer-producer-director. Whether youíre pitching some famous old witch doctor who owns a big animation production company, or sending a query letter to a 25-year-old cannibal prince who lucked into being the head of acquisitions at a giant publishing conglomerate, the stories of discovery and survival in TINSEL WILDERNESS can be a source of inspiration and encouragement. From the book-lined offices of Random House and Doubleday to the West Coast movie studios with their wide views of palm trees and the blue Pacific, the wilderness is a strange place for those not expecting the weird, the unpredictable and the rough-and-tumble. To you, storytelling is as important as life itself. But to the natives itís often little more than trinkets and beads they can exchange for furs and scraps of meat. The trick is, you donít want to be the meat. As the natives often say with a wise nod of the head, Itís too late to moo when youíre hamburger. Youíre a talented person, a creative writer, an artist in your own right. So as you take the first steps off the beaten path and into the tall grass toward the distant blue mountains, remember to stay alert, keep your weapons handy, and always expect the unexpected...youíre in the TINSEL WILDERNESS.
Keywords - click on word to search for more titles
Non-Fiction Self Help
Relying on his Hollywood and military intelligence experiences, John Klawitter has written over a dozen novels and six non-fiction books. In 2009 he was a double winner: his novel HOLLYWOOD HAVOC won the EPIC Author's award for Best Action Thriller, and his non-fiction book TINSEL WILDERNESS won the EPIC award for Best Non-Fiction Book. He regularly adapts his novels to screenplays and pitches them to the studios around town.
Watch for his upcoming Historic Mystery Thriller novel, titled Strike! and Death Drop, his Murder Mystery Thriller!