Hairs On The Back Of The Neck
Dorothy Davies
"It's not an unusual phobia, Mr Tomlinson. Many people are
afraid of spiders." The hypnotherapist was calmness personified, as he should
be, thought Harry. But
he had no idea...
"It's
not just spiders ... well; I suppose it is, really."
"We
can treat this. Would you like to make an appointment? I'm sorry my receptionist isn't here
today, if you could give her a call tomorrow..."
"I
will; thank you."
Harry
put the phone down and cursed. Why couldn't he just tell the man the
truth? No, it wasn't an unusual phobia but the
situation he was in and that -
Could
he just up and tell someone?
No.
"It's
not like my house is dirty," he told his neighbour over the fence, a bit
shamefaced but wanting to tell someone, "but I just found a jar of peanut
butter in the fridge-"
"Not
a good idea, Harry." Old Tam interrupted, always had done. "It won't spread."
"I
know, I went to put it in the cupboard and do you know? Its death date was two
years ago!"
"Still
be all right, though."
"Maybe,
wasn't going to risk it, though."
"You
had any more trouble with spiders, Harry? Remember one time when you said you
had a giant one in there."
"Well,
sometimes, comes and goes, you know."
"Don't
like them much myself, but you know what they say, if you want to live and
thrive - let a spider run alive."
"I
do that, Tam, I do that.
Can't bear to kill anything."
Especially
the one I have in the house, he thought, but said nothing about it.
Someone
else he couldn't tell.
Next
port of call, the local authority.
"Is
there anyone in the Pest Control department who knows about getting rid of
spiders?"
"Not
really, sir, do you have much of a problem?"
"Well,
there's one very large one..."
"We
wouldn't send someone out for one, sir. Sorry."
But
this one is... no, they would call the people in white coats if he told them.
"Thanks
anyway."
They'd be sorry one day
that they didn't listen.
Harry
went back into his lounge and stared at the spider which had all eight legs
curled up under its huge body and took up the entire
sofa.
"I
just want my house back," he told it. "That's all. And
no one wants to help me."
The
spider reached out a long lazy leg and gently tickled the hairs on the back of
Harry's neck.
"All
right," he sighed. "You can stay."