The
sharp salt breeze blew steadily over a glittering azure sea, catching the
billowing orange flames of the Devil's head roaring on the flare stack high
above, drawing feathering streamers of fire and black curling smoke across the
heated sky and up into a moody, purple vault. All around in the shimmering haze
two, maybe three miles and a radio signal apart, similar columns of fire
belched and burned and rose into the air of a late Autumn morning. Drifting with the lazy blue swell the distant clang of metal, the
thud of pile-drivers, the hollow Tannoy voices
insisting and swirling and echoing over the watery top of the world.
The giant oil platform
trembled as the Ruston generators blue-puffed end barked and roared into life,
lurched as the red-ochre, spinning drill-string reached stealthily for the sea
bed and took the first diamond-toothed bite of the day. Screeched as the
towering Manitowocs fired and swirled and spiralled
their claws into the Orwellian depths, whined as the casings scraped from the
pipe-deck and lumbered and lifted and climbed up the derrick, grumbled and
fretted end fussed into yet another day of pig-launching and perforation and
gas-sweetening and water injection and mud-logging and bombing and maybe even,
maybe by teatime, a little black, black oil.
Dave Seaton leaned over
the rainbow-painted rails of the skid deck, deep in thought. No matter how much
he hated the damn job, the weeks away from home and civilisation and life, the
North Sea, like some great steel end salt water magnet, had always drawn him
back. The vast blue curve of the horizon, dotted with isolated blazing iron
townships, sailed by fantastic steel monsters, its skies alive with clattering,
multi-coloured metal dragonflies, had never failed to frighten and fascinate
him.
The
sunrises, the sunsets, the nights. The nights ...
shooting stars blazing dawn from the canopy of the heavens, cascading through
the Aurora Borealis into cloud formations glowing with burning gas, the
twinkling silver lights, the hissing columns of fire criss-crossing the dark
waters like some ancient Aztec ritual of flame and ebony and glass, the night
air whispering with the moans and machinery and strivings of yet another
century.
He held on to his hard
hat and squinted over the side. Far below, wallowing heavily red and white in
the swell, its thrusters foaming, the diving ship Star Canopus. The
bell was already down, the saturation divers flippering
and muttering and drifting their cold, murky way through the depths. Donald Duck and decoders and hot water umbilical and no Mum on the
phone. Bugger that for a laugh, thought Dave,
shivering as he turned from the rail. He took off his gloves, stretched
and executed a little jig before climbing the iron stairway and slipping
through the airlock into the recreation room. Today, home, however humble and
temporary home might be.
The room was packed,
alive with excited, relieved voices. His grubby, oil-stained, boiler-suited
crewmates, two weeks of hard graft over, had changed into leather - and - denim
peacocks glittering in gold and Rolex and Henri Lloyd and, reeking of a myriad
duty-free and suspect aftershaves, were already planning that night's assault on
the bars of Aberdeen and the world. At the snooker tables the resident
hustlers, the poker faces wrapped in Raybans and
alert to the carefree mood, were playing their last sober and retribution-free
game for a fortnight.
"Guess that's four
hundred dollars, man," drawled the Texan toolpusher,
chalking his cue and his kill and staring absently through the porthole.
"Ah, right," said Big
John, the deck foreman, watching crest-fallen as a large chunk of his leave
flapped away on tiny but determined wings. Big John, six foot four and eighteen
stone, tangle-bearded and hair down to his ass, a veritable ... a veritable big
soft puppy of a man, magnet to every dockside floosie
and fisherman's wife and ageing disco queen in Aberdeen and happily and
hopefully supporting them all.
And Eddie the night
cook, a wiry bearded Cornishman who snorted the nights away from a little
something lined up amongst the drifts of flour, and who once inadvertently
rolled the whole lot up into pasties and gave the bears the best picnic they'd
ever had ...
Or the Dolly Sisters,
two inseparable cabin boys ... he a grim-faced ex-Marine in his forties, she a
callow acne-cursed youth of nineteen, caught flagrante delicto indulging in a
spot of S&M in the well-equipped rigging loft, and the hoot of the North
Sea for volunteering for the time-honoured punishment of ten lashes.
And feeding the
tropical fish his latest concoction Donald from Skye, the lab technician, a
wizard of strange smells and bubbling brews, credited with the invention of a
completely new psychedelic mind-bender entirely from oil samples, it taking the
entire deck crew and scaffolding team twelve hours to get him down and share
his secret with mankind ...
Clustered around the
flickering video screen a motley group of bears roared and whistled their
approval as the stars of the latest educational offering from Denmark went
through their paces.
"Wildlife on One,"
grinned a giant roughneck, shouldering his way to the front seats amid howls of
protest. The Tannoy crackled into life, stilling the
babble.
"Flight Four for the
beach. Up to Admin. Right now."
Loud whoops. A clatter of plastic cups and ashtrays, a
good-natured jostling at the door and in seconds the room had emptied.
Dave wandered to the
porthole. In the distance a speck in the sky. Closer,
slipping left to right in the haze, the speck dissolved into colours ... red,
blue, white. The air began to vibrate as the machine
whirled closer, the gulls scattering in alarm, the waves flattening in wide
circles, until the great red underbelly of the Chinook hung almost motionless
above, twin rotors stroboscopic against the sky, landing lights ablaze. He
caught a glimpse of a bearded face at the cockpit window, then
the giant craft edged forward and out of sight above him.
The platform thundered
and shook as he zipped up his survival suit. The usual
struggle with the cowboy boots. This time he gave up and padded to the
door in his socks, flight bag in one hand, boots in
the other. The Tannoy crackled again.
"Seaton, if ye don't
get yer arse up here, ye'll
no see Aberdeen the night," came the rich North East brogue. Then, after a
pause, "Ah'm tellin' ya!"
Dave stubbed out his
cigarette, flip-flopped up the stairs, grabbed the POB ticket from the grinning
crewman and stepped outside. The helideck crew, struggling under the gale of
the rotors, impatiently waved him on and he ran forward over the safety nets,
dropped his bag by the hatch and clambered into the rear of the roaring
machine. He turned, safe.
"See you in a
fortnight, Kenny."
His words were lost in
the wind, but the crewman lifted a gloved thumb and smiled before closing the
hatch. He had barely tied on his life-jacket and strapped himself in when the
craft roared, then lifted shuddering into the sky until, turning slowly in a
crackle of radio bursts, it began to tilt and edge forwards. Within seconds the
platform had spiralled far below and the Chinook was heading its blue, sunlit
course for the mainland.